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Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in The International Bovarchist Party's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
7:32 pm
[harold_hood]
I'm Out of the Bovarcloset
I have recently discovered that I am a Bovarchist. Bovarchists make better bovarchers!

A Bovarchist BovarchyCollapse )

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Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
2:22 pm
[theplateauphase]
Telegrams.

ADDRESSED TO THE WHITE HOUSE
1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA




SHAKE IN YOUR SHOES BUREAUCRATS STOP REQUIEM FOR PLAQUEMINES STOP REQUIEM FOR CHALMETTE STOP REQUIEM FOR ST. TAMMANY STOP IF SELLING BABIES FOR PROFIT IS WRONG WE DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT STOP ZOMBIE JOSEPH BEUYS LIVES STOP OUR WRITING STYLES MAY POSSIBLY IMITATE THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AT TIMES SO PLEASE PARDON US STOP HUMANITY WON'T BE HAPPY UNTIL THE LAST MONGREL IS HUNG WITH THE GUTS OF THE LAST SHEEPFUX0R STOP DOWN WITH MICHAEL CHERTOFF AND HIS REACTIONARY PLOT TO ENFORCE GENOCIDE ON THE REFUGEES OF NEW ORLEANS STOP DOWN WITH THE INCOMPETENCE AND INEPTNESS OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION AND THEIR DAFT-MINDED KAKISTOCRACY STOP DOWN WITH THESE ORE-IDA TATER TOTS STOP EVEN NAPOLEON DYNAMITE WOULDN'T EAT THESE STOP WE SHALL PRINT POST-SITUATIONIST SLOGANS ON THESE HILARY DUFF POSTERS WE HAVE STOCKPILED IN OUR OFFICES STOP K-MART COULDN'T FIND ANY USE FOR THEM ASIDE FROM STASHING THEM IN THE DUMPSTER OUT BACK SO WE TOOK THEM STOP AND NOW WE PLAN TO SCRAWL OUR SCREEDS ON THEM AND STAPLE THEM TO LIGHT POLES AROUND MALLS UNIVERSITIES SCHOOLS CROAK BASTARDS GOVERNMENT OFFICES AND YET MORE CROAK BASTARDS STOP AND SOME OF WILL THEM WILL READ AS FOLLOWS STOP AK-47 FOR WHEN YOU HAVE TO SPELL KAPITALISM TO EVERY GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET STOP EVEN FASCISTS BELIEVE IN LOVE STOP MORAL CRUSADERS USUALLY CONSIST OF MORAL PRETENDERS AMBITIOUS CAREERISTS CHARLATANS AND OTHER SPOOKS STOP I ONLY REQUIRE THAT I BREATHE WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF PERCEIVED INTEGRITY STOP IS IT PLEASURE OR DISENCHANTMENT THAT KEEPS YOU SHOPPING STOP DANCE TO THE RHYTHMS OF AIR-RAID CULTURE STOP THE CLEANEST HANDS OF THE FAIREST EMPLOYERS MAY CARESS AND BRUSH THE VELVET HANDS OF THE PROLETAIRES THEY EMPLOY BUT WHY ARE THEIR PALMS STIL SO BLOODIED STOP INTELLECT IS SEXIEST WHEN DERAILING THE HEGEMONIC ORDER STOP TODAY'S KITSCH WILL BE YESTERDAY'S ANTIQUE SOLD TO TOMORROW'S BOURGEOIS STOP ECONOMISTS DREAM OF ECONOMIES ONLY SUITABLE FOR PERFECT SOCIETIES STOP THEORISTS OF WAR PLOT THEIR OWN CAMPAIGNS IN THEATRES OF CRUELTY STOP USE TACTICS OF MASS SEDUCTION TO COUNTER MASS CORRUPTION STOP I DIG THE DITCHES POUR IN GUNPOWDER BURY THE SEED AND RAZE HELL STOP MORALITY MAY BE OUTMODED BUT THAT SHOULDN'T PREVENT EQUALITY AND COMMON DECENCY STOP AND SO ON AND SO FORTH STOP VIVA BOVARCHY STOP LONG LIVE BESSIE AND ELSIE STOP ANN COULTER IS A RIGHT-WING TELEBIMBO WHO SUCKS RUSH LIMBAUGH'S JOHNSON LIKE A POPSICLE TREAT STOP FREE MUMIA ABU-JAMAL AND PRAISE KANYE WEST STOP EVEN THE COMMUNISTS ARE MORE HELPFUL THAN THE REPUBLICANS CONSIDERING THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO GIVE AID AND THE REPUBLICANS WISH THEIR RESPONSE WERE NOT PUBLICISED STOP DROWN NATALEE HOLLOWAY IF SHE'S NOT ALREADY DEAD STOP AND FREE THOSE 4 NOISE DUDES FROM CELL BLOCK H OK THX BYE STOP




THE VANDALIST DEPARTMENT OF THE BOVARCHISTS INTERNATIONAL



Current Mood: it doesn't mean a damn thing

Wednesday, June 8th, 2005
1:43 pm
[theplateauphase]
Repeat Mantra Until Cleansed

If selling crack-addicted premature babies at Circle K to promote bovarchy is wrong, I don't want to be right. And Lord knows I don't want to be right-wing.



Current Mood: off-colour

Sunday, April 24th, 2005
10:38 pm
[theplateauphase]
Tuesday, March 8th, 2005
5:54 pm
[theplateauphase]
Stay tuned for catchy slogan.
Rallying cries and advertising slogans of the new bovarchy as (mostly) conceived here and partially conceived and edited by theplateauphase

Kids will do anything for bovarchy.
See the face you love light up with bovarchy!
Once you pop, you can't stop bovarchy!
Devon knows how they make bovarchy so creamy.
See the bovarchy, feel the shine.
151 countries, one bovarchy.
It's the bright one, it's the right one, that's bovarchy.
Get your bovarchy on.
Promise her anything, but give her bovarchy.
Nothing acts faster than bovarchy.
Do you eat the bovarchy last?
For that deep down body bovarchy.
Ring around the bovarchy gets your whole wash clean.
Don't forget the bovarchy, Mum.
Bovarchy can be used in anti-gravity!
Bovarchy. When the Society of the Spectacle just won't do.
The biggest bovarchy pennies can buy.
Made in Scotland from bovarchy.
Puts the bovarchy in Britain.
The loudest noise comes from the electric bovarchy.
Nobody better lay a finger on my bovarchy!
When it absolutely, positively has to be bovarchy overnight.
Drinka pinta bovarchy a day.
Dial down the bovarchy.
Little. Yellow. Different. Bovarchy.
Can you tell bovarchy from butter?
Go on, get your bovarchy out.
Always after me bovarchy.
Wear bovarchy.
I want my bovarchy.
A bovarchy is forever.

Current Mood: bovarchist
Tuesday, January 25th, 2005
2:31 pm
[theplateauphase]
We are free-roving bovines. We run free...today.

We at bovarchy believe that the world is governed entirely by human kakistocracies who have famously oppressed our bovine ancestors for years, and we feel that we would be governed better by...well, bovines! Bovines demand our love and respect and we owe it to them to install them in governments worldwide. Cows in Cuba! Yaks in Japan! Bulls in the Central African Republic. Bison in French Guyana! Buffaloes in the Vatican! You name the place, we want a bovine installed as a figurehead. We figure they would serve as far superior leaders than the likes of Bush, Putin, Chavez, Castro, Howard, Chirac, et cetera. We currently have a rough draft for a Bovarchist Manifesto which will be revised at a later date with your help, so Karl Marx can eat his heart out. Our goal is to try to set up an International Bovarchist Party and get bovines into the White House by 2008, and then eventually into Buckingham Palace, the Red Square, and various palatial estates of other world leaders. Viva bovarchists internationale! Join today. No fee! Ephedra-free! Low fat! No carb! Soybeans?! Less beefcake, more beef! David Hasselhoff? DAVID HASSELHOFF?! What did you say about David Hasselhoff? I'll kill you dead!



Cow Tse- Tongue, Bessie, Elsie, and various cohorts
FOR BOVARCHISTS INTERNATIONALE




P.S. We'll change the design of this community later when we have spare time. It's the big issues first!



Current Mood: revolutionary

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